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New Movie Review: PotCAWE [Jun. 26th, 2007|01:45 pm]
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[Current Location |In the Gold Chair]
[mood |ANGRY... Because of YOU!]
[music |Ballzack: Chipmunk Dreams]

I wrote a new movie review over at my site, thisischris.com! You should go read it now. NOW!!


Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End

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New Movie Review: Spider-Man 3 [Jun. 15th, 2007|04:32 pm]
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[Current Location |The Gold Chair]
[mood |ANGRY... Because of YOU!]
[music |Dr. Octagon: Aliens]

Hey!  I wrote a new movie review!  You should read it by clicking on the picture below. 


Spider-Man 3

Go read it now.  NOW!!!
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New Movie Review -- Hot Fuzz (2007) [May. 30th, 2007|03:53 pm]
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[Current Location |T-town]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Mates of State]

I wrote a new movie review! You should read it now! NOW!



Hot Fuzz (2007)

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New Movie Review: Grindhouse [May. 14th, 2007|03:44 pm]
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[Current Location |My office (not orifice)]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Tegan & Sara]

H'all (a contraction of "Hey, all"),

I just wrote a new movie review over at my site thisischris.com

Y'all (a contraction of "You all") should go over there and read it:


Grindhouse(2007)

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Wish me luck [Feb. 8th, 2007|07:52 am]
with my very minor surgery this afternoon. It's just an in-and-out procedure, but they're knocking me out for it and I expect to be very sore for quite a while afterwards. Sigh.
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Movie Review: Pan's Labyrinth [Feb. 6th, 2007|10:50 pm]
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[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |The Advantage - "Blastermaster - Stage 2"]

I wrote a movie review! Gasp! It's only been almost five months since I wrote the last one (though I only saw a couple of movies in the interim... I really need to get back into the habit of going out to the movies). Anyway, read the review by clicking below:


Pan's Labyrinth

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Ocean Shores Pirate's Best Costume Idea Ever [Nov. 2nd, 2006|11:42 am]
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[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]

Read this:
http://thisischris.com/feature/2006/ocp.html
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Bestest Garage Sale Fine EVAR [Aug. 25th, 2006|05:02 pm]
[Current Location |Tacoma]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |silence]



Only fifty cents, baby!
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That Wacky PrankBot! [Aug. 22nd, 2006|10:50 pm]
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[Current Location |T-town]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |OutKast - Idlewild]

Watch out for that banana! Oh noes! Too late!



That wacky PrankBot. Where will he strike next!?
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Latest Movie Review [Aug. 17th, 2006|04:38 pm]
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[Current Location |Tacoma, WA]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Locust Street Taxi]

I wrote a movie review of "Pulse"

You can read it here:

http://www.thisischris.com/reviews/rev/pulse.html

Partake & Enjoy!
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Another Movie Review [May. 2nd, 2006|10:18 pm]
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[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Animal Crossing (GC): Midday BGM]

I just wrote a movie review of the recently-released gymnastics comedy Stick It. You can read the review here:

http://www.thisischris.com/reviews/rev/stickit.html
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I Wrote a New Article! [Apr. 25th, 2006|05:28 pm]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Johnny Cash: Ghost Riders in the Sky]

The article is (kind of) a review of an obscure classic arcade game from 1984. I wrote it in a style inspired by Lovecraft. And accurate to much of Lovecraft, the narrator of the article says some alarmingly racist things!

So you should read the article now.

The Diary of Dr. Kick: Mysterious Stone Archaeologist

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Oscars Mania Times Uno Hundreds!1! [Mar. 9th, 2006|10:12 am]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |gone deef]

New Article at my website:

Oscar Follow-up: How'd I Do?


Also, in case you ain't checked it, all this week is Oscar-related sightings over at www.ANGRYBEEF.com
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And the Rock... cried [Jan. 27th, 2006|10:22 am]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |I've gone deaf!]

You can help Jake Sisco & The Rock as they Take On the Toughies!

TakeOnTheToughies.org

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Internet. Serious Business [Dec. 13th, 2005|02:52 pm]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Holiday Sing Along with Mitch Miller]

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I hate surveys. They make the Baby Jesus cry. [Dec. 5th, 2005|10:40 pm]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Christopher Grant Harris the 1st
Birthday:5677
Birthplace:Renton, WA. Rent-uhn!
Current Location:Tacoma, WA
Eye Color:Smoothe brown
Hair Color:Dark brown
Height:average
Right Handed or Left Handed:Correctly-handed
Your Heritage:Um, middle-class suburbanite? I think the word "herigate" might be mis-used here...
The Shoes You Wore Today:Black Converse high-tops (but not All-Stars)
Your Weakness:Physical strength
Your Fears:Death via burning
Your Perfect Pizza:Thick, soft crust; lots of sauce & cheese; pepperoni & black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Umm... there are only 27 days left in this year, so I'd like to get Christmas presents for everybody on my list?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:What's an Instant Messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up:"You'd better get to the toilet; you can't poop here."
Your Best Physical Feature:Eyes
Your Bedtime:11:00-ish
Your Most Missed Memory:A memory I miss? If I miss it, how can I remember it!?
Pepsi or Coke:Ugh. Coke, I guess.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates:Dates: single. Hanging out: groups.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Ugh! None of that crap. Only REAL tea for me!
Chocolate or Vanilla:Choco Taco
Cappuccino or Coffee:Water
Do you Smoke:Not even a single puff. Ever.
Do you Swear:Constant-fucking-ly
Do you Sing:Badly, but yes.
Do you Shower Daily:No. It's bad for you.
Have you Been in Love:All the time / currently
Do you want to go to College:I did go to college.
Do you want to get Married:I am married
Do you belive in yourself:I believe I exist to some degree. Never mind.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Not particularly.
Do you think you are Attractive:Sometimes when I look in the mirror I think, "Damn! Tha's a good lookin' man!" Then I swoon and almost faint.
Are you a Health Freak:Hardly. I'd like to start exercising again, though, now that I've recovered from my surgeries.
Do you get along with your Parents:Shockingly well.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Pretty.
Do you play an Instrument:Yes. Do you want to know which one? Huh? Huh? Do you? Well, then ask. Oh, whoops! There isn't a question asking me WHICH instrument I play. I guess you'll never know! HA HA HA HA HA!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:I've had three beers tonight.
In the past month have you Smoked:Not a single puff. EVER.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Tylenol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Non.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Oh, yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Every Saturday night, baby! Well, except for Thanksgiving weekend.
In the past month have you been Dumped:I should hope not!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No. Not EVER.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Why would I admit to that? But no.
Ever been Drunk:Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:Probably, but I can't remember a specific incident.
Ever been Beaten up:No. I punched a guy in the face once, but I've never been punched or anything.
Ever Shoplifted:Not that I can remember.
How do you want to Die:Without knowing that it's going to happen beforehand.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I think this is it.
What country would you most like to Visit:France, on account of I speak French.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:Red
Short or Long Hair:Depends on the face type.
Height:Either the same height as me, or around the 5'2" range. Nothing much in-between.
Weight:Voluptuous. Curves, please!
Best Clothing Style:Huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken:In a Boy/Girl? Oh, I guess we're off that section now, huh? Let's see... Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Atenelol, Asacol, Prednisone. A few others while i was in the hospital that I can't remember right now. Illegal drugs, you mean? None. Not ever.
Number of CDs I own:Maybe 20 at the ver most.
Number of Piercings:Accidental or on purpose? Either way, zero.
Number of Tattoos:Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:2

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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BURN YOU ALIVE! AARGH! [Nov. 18th, 2005|11:24 am]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Cyclops Lament - Tangentbot]

Today is one of my favorite ANGRY BEEF Sightings in a while. Check it out.
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My Punkins Take a Shit All Over Your Punkins... & Your Punkins LIKE IT! [Nov. 1st, 2005|11:59 am]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Mega Man 6 - Tomahawkman Stage]

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Take that, Snarf character! [Oct. 26th, 2005|11:16 am]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Jonathan Coulton - "Baby Got Back"]

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(no subject) [Oct. 18th, 2005|09:25 am]
[mood |ANGRY... because of YOU!]
[music |Nothing]


Why give your kids any old stuffed toy to play with, when you can give them GIANT MICROBES! They're cute and cuddly and represent actual, real-life maladies!
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